50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
"okay class who wants to present first"
please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye
on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it
on that note, please dont make people feel bad
when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
"so why do you want the job?"
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs